WHEN SOMEONE MENTIONS THE WORD CHIPOTLE
stockholmbound: SO CUTE I WANT
defeating: All of my boyfriends are trapped inside my computer please send help
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: *Laughs hysterically, make pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset.*
Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a...
that terrifying feeling when you are finishing a book and THERE AREN’T ENOUGH PAGES LEFT FOR ALL OF THE THINGS THAT NEED TO HAPPEN.
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
ghirahim: ya look at my son im sO PROUD!!! dad pls stop it ur embarassing me omg fuck it im leavin MY SON IS GONE!!! HE LEFT ME OMG *mournful cry*
Just that boost of happiness you need.
gloomyteens: Bird tries waking up cat
thenewagecaveman: my little nephew has this spiderman motorcycle toy but the fiGURE IS THE FUUNIEST THING BECAUSE YOU CAN POSE IT LIKE THIS “Imma get ya bad guys” “TWERK TEAM”