July 2012
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WHEN SOMEONE MENTIONS THE WORD CHIPOTLE
howdoiputthisgently:
Watchstockholmbound:
SO CUTE I WANT
defeating:
All of my boyfriends are trapped inside my computer please send help
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: *Laughs hysterically, make pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset.*
Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a...
that terrifying feeling when you are finishing a book and THERE AREN’T ENOUGH PAGES LEFT FOR ALL OF THE THINGS THAT NEED TO HAPPEN.
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me:
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
ghirahim:
ya look at my son im sO PROUD!!!
dad pls stop it ur embarassing me
omg fuck it im leavin
MY SON IS GONE!!!
HE LEFT ME OMG
*mournful cry*
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Just that boost of happiness you need.
Watchgloomyteens:
Bird tries waking up cat
thenewagecaveman:
my little nephew has this spiderman motorcycle toy but the fiGURE IS THE FUUNIEST THING BECAUSE YOU CAN POSE IT LIKE THIS
“Imma get ya bad guys”
“TWERK TEAM”
