dudesranch: if you don’t drink you’re not better than people who do if you do drink you’re not better than people who don’t if you don’t smoke you’re not better than people who do if you smoke you’re not better than people who don’t if you wear crocs there’s no help for you i’m sorry
When you go to a friend's house to stay the night...
an-idiosyncratic-method: You know the one. It’s made of wool. It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience. But it’s not. Every house has one. It’s buried deep in the bowels of the linen closet, under some afghans and a comforter with the down coming out of it, but make no mistake. The scratchy blanket is there. And it waits.
skarvika: jackassnicholson: how can this be real no way dsjgakhdsgkjsgjkghkfsh
I’m not slurring, I’m speaking cursive.– Brandon Fernandez (zephyr_brah)
letsallgotothelobby: “We’re proud to announce Internet Explorer is coming to Xbox”