I wonder if the people who work at Home Depot get annoyed when hipsters come in and take paint swatches.
dildos-and-debutantes: rescuerhera: thejoshinator: mpregbert: ghostgiggles: if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
anrdew: I’M FUCKIGN HOWLING
ragingbomer: ragingbomer: so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale it turns out she bought shampoo now we have 13 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner here’s another fun little tidbit the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair i am your child have...
Licking Victor’s Butthole 2: Going In Deeper
thelastjohnnybender: lanuminga: shayeris: ...
Real nigga haiku
Aye, lemme holla Aye girl, you with the fat ass Aiight, fuck you then
babsenutte: madokasan: every skrillex song at...
twelvefootmountaintroll: i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial” and people will be like “oh like the mermaid” and i’ll say “no like the font”
neoputa: i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
As the rest of the country freaks out over the...
youknowyoureafloridianwhen: …Floridians just sit back and laugh.
the-half-blood-disney-prince: THERE WAS A FUCKING ROACH INSIDE MY TOILETOHMYFUCKINGGODI’MCRYING looks like I’ll be peeing in the shower instead but ohmyfuckinggod I think I’m going to throw up I closed the lid and flushed the toilet like 50 times to make sure that fucker drowned but AHHSJDHFAJKSHFKJASDHFKJLASDFKJLAS I’m so scared! It was HUGE! and black roaches are usually brown and it’s...
thatsoratchet: i forgot that we are suppose to die this year im so excited