August 2011
aznmaddy:
madteen:
phone sex is so awkward oh my god?
“hey i’m touchin myself n pretendin its u u like dat”
“ya i like dat”
“now i’m gonna moan in the receiver r u ready”
“ok ya”
“ok now i’m gonna hold the phone up to my vagina n queef 4 u”
“wait wat”
July 2011
pointlessbickering asked: What is Warped, anyway? A bunch of bands play and stuff?
klukluxkallum:
the nudes i take of myself are so hot i can actually wank to them
and i have
People, we have to work together.
mypatronusisashaymin:
seventhorcrux:
Hufflepuffs, go find that quill or whatever we’re supposed to find to get in
Ravenclaws, use your brains to figure out how we’re going to stop the site from crashing all the time.
Slytherins, if you have connections, use them. If you have insider information, please divulge (at least with me)
Gryffindors, um…go kill Voldemort? I don’t really know how you...
WatchA cover of Duality by Bayside (Earplug Edition)
Facebook put me up to this. |:
jennifer-coolidge:
maybe im single because im too good for every1
poetwhohidesbehindwords:
ooh-voldy-voldy:
...
Year One: Albus Severus Potter and I own this...
bradofarrell:
letters-from-hogwarts:
-Megan
Outlining a scar on his head and winking, oh my god.
“It isn’t really a hate, per se. It’s more like a general force...”
What are you doing today?
Saving the world. You know, just another Wednesday.
First I was afraid...
itstimeforprogress:
bloodsandchips:
There is just so much win in this post.
This is just… amazing.
nomorelovefornothing:
Darren Criss singing Katy...
