November 2011
#ThatAwkwardMoment when you realize that Kim...
chawee:
Fucking bitches.
October 2011
Since They changed Philosopher's Stone to...
career-tribute:
mycupboardcontains:
a-l-l-o-n-s—y:
did-your-turban-just-sneeze:
spudsexuall:
Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place
Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man
Harry Potter and The Hot Cup
Harry Potter and The Bird Club
Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood
Harry Potter and Death
I can’t even
HARRY POTTER AND DEATH OMG
tommilsom:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist...
“I never get any cool items in Mario Kart because I’m always in the lead.”
– First World Problems (via stormypretzels)
shorturl:
hello is this dog i am speaking to
YES THIS IS DOG
yes i was wondering if you were interested in consolidating all your debts into one easily payable debt
I AM DOG
okay sir thank you for your time
DOG
