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My name is Jonathan Ouaknine. I'm a college student from Miami, FL. I'm a drama major looking to work in the field of voice acting. I like video games, making a spectacle of myself (especially when intoxicated), John Green books, internet memes, anime, and fattening foods. I dislike closed-minded people, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Miami's weather patterns, WWE, and Steve Carell. I'm gay and I'm proud of it. My fingers bend backwards. Ask questions. I like questions. Tell me all the things that I wanna hear

May 23, 2013

jesuschristvevo:

those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs

(via youandme-butmostlyme)

9:31pm | URL: http://tmblr.co/ZLbjzxlhHDPZ

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May 23, 2013

felonyfey:

decayedintelligence:

There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.

Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

(Source: mansonyouth, via dirty-mermaid)

9:30pm | URL: http://tmblr.co/ZLbjzxlhGtHG

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May 23, 2013

candlebud:

cuntused:

candlebud:

people that wish dragons were real

are you sure

ARE

YOU

POSITIVE

The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow.

sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons

(via dirty-mermaid)

9:29pm | URL: http://tmblr.co/ZLbjzxlhGaS0

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May 23, 2013

tastefullyoffensive:

lobotomyfail: The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

9:27pm | URL: http://tmblr.co/ZLbjzxlhGDeK

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May 23, 2013

jadeita:

iM NOT SORRY ABOUT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN

(Source: mprizzy, via andante-con-fuoco)

9:25pm | URL: http://tmblr.co/ZLbjzxlhFa_n

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May 23, 2013

(Source: aileine, via rawrmadeofawesome)

9:22pm | URL: http://tmblr.co/ZLbjzxlhEcr6

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May 23, 2013

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

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9:20pm | URL: http://tmblr.co/ZLbjzxlhECT5

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May 23, 2013

misterjmasters:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

“My babies hyuuman. I will perch here upon your butt till you have fetched them.”